This ultimate rule-breaking treat is every kid’s (or gamer-parent's) dream! Snag this bag of Skittles, a $15 McDonald’s gift card, an ice-cold Coke, some Red-40-packed Swedish Fish, and a $20 Nintendo gift card for a perfect late night (or late afternoon) gaming sesh -- Just don’t let the teachers catch you!

While we're at it, image courtesy of ChatGPT:
"Sintendo not included."

Remember, bidding on this isn't breaking the rules... just bending them in the name of a good cause!! 😉